Population | 29 million |
Currency | woman |
Animal | children |
The Armed Republic of An orphan is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 29 million orphanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient orphanian economy, worth 1.01 trillion women a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,760 women, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An orphan's national animal is the children, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
An orphan is ranked 254,904th in the world and 665th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 1.61 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in An orphan, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Following new legislation in An orphan, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : An orphan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in An orphan, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in An orphan, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : An orphan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Following new legislation in An orphan, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on An orphan.
- : An orphan altered its national flag.
- : An orphan altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in An orphan, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 36 » Free Land of Rebellium, Grimmywelsh, Tausend Seen, Franconia and Bavaria, Manneo Varo, Taiqar, Republic of Libriano, Astrobolt, Nami Bays, Palman, Greater Sus, Sillitopia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Mastodonia, The Soylent Green Party, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Mesyeti, Treeford, Aquachromia, Anollasia, Colonel Terrosit, Gewisse, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Kalimport, The African Emirates, Alski, The Unidet Of Life, Clialaad, Chip Skylark, Seranis, Puffandria, Cathamye, Macrasetia, Creberg, Katitania, and Republic of Ash-Land.